August 24, 2016
RECIPIENT: Ryan Lochte, US Olympic Swim Team
CATEGORY: Chemistry: successful transmutation of Olympic gold into bullshit
THE NOMINATION: Disappointed fans and aspiring athletes in protest of Lochte's irresponsible, juvenile conduct and blatant lies.
THE AWARD: A plaque bearing a seal made of genuine bullshit.
June 14, 2016
RECIPIENT: His Worship Jim Watson, Mayor of Ottawa
CATEGORY: Bogus Economics
THE NOMINATION: Ottawa Free-dump Fighters in protest of policies which discriminate against the poor and, specifically, for recommending that toilets in the new subway system be ‘pay per use’.
THE AWARD: A singing telegram and a plaque bearing a seal made of genuine bullshit.
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